"It’s been told that swimming is a wimp sport, but I don’t see it. We don’t get timeouts, in the middle of a race we can’t stop and catch our breath, we can’t roll on our stomachs and lie there, and we can’t ask for a substitution."
"What swimmers do in daily for practice most other sports would consider cruel punishment."
"It is proven that swimmers are the hottest athletes. AND we they are also better in bed."
As much as I fucking hate this sport, it’s always going to be my life.